Forget those painful memories...

by studentteacher83 @ Sunday, 11. Dec, 2005 - 11:17:30

Had a traumatic incident recently? Realy upset? Want to forget all about it and put it in the past? Not sure you can?

Well you need a student teacher!

Guaranteed to confuse you so that you not only forget why you were upset but also forget that the word "upset" even exists!

Our staff are trained to extract information from minds. Here is a list of recent achievements:

Making a year 8 class so confused that they can no longer do year 7 work.

Inadvertantly making a reasonably bright pupil think that 2x for x = 1 should be 21

Befuddling one pupil into forgetting his name.

Here is what some of our customers have to say:

"You're crap!"

"I got a level 5 in year 7, now I'm only getting a level 4."

"You're not very good at explaining this."

"I don't get it!"

Can you really get by without a student teacher?

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morelearning [Member]
2005-12-11 @ 12:07

Yes please!
I don't care if it's the "Basic" model - as long as it takes all my classes tomorrow and let's me have a like-in!

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lyndlj ^pro
2005-12-11 @ 12:22

Hehehe,you should work for me.
Two weeks ago my beautiful electronic.computerised till died,this is not a major problem ( famous last words) get out the reciept book,the emergency ticket book,put the key in the till,and do it the old fashioned way.
Which is write and work out prices and change etc.
LOL,I then discover that my staff cannot do simple maths! add,subtract or percentages,still not a problem,get out the calculator.Except they cannot use that either!
That has to have been one of the longest mornings I have experienced and it was a saturday!
Thankfully the engineer arrived at one and fixed my till.
So when you think you are bad think of the teachers that taught my staff! they must have been a lot worse.

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studentteacher83 [Member]
2005-12-11 @ 13:14

Good grief! Do they get paid peanuts... I'm sure you can see where I'm heading with this?

I do worry about some people. I know some Year 11s who can't even tie their shoelaces!

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lyndlj ^pro
2005-12-11 @ 13:24

LOL,that is down to bad parenting not down to you!
that is something I have had many debates about,Nature versus Nurture,lol.

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