Because I'm a good little boy I managed to finish my assignment (due in tomorrow) in good time. The only problem I have is that I can't be bothered to check it. Presumably if there are any mistakes they aren't major. For instance, I find it hard to imagine I accidentally filled one paragraph with profanities without noticing.

It's got me wondering though. If I find it so boring that I can't be bothered to read it through, what about the person marking it? My best chance is that they fall asleep with boredom, drool on the assignment then feel so guilty that they give me top marks.

Can but hope...