Posts archive for: 7 January, 2006
  • Every sperm is sacred

    For my next placement I'm being sent to a Roman Catholic school. If I can manage until June without singing Monty Python I'll deserve some kind of medal.

    I hope I don't have to take mass.

    Though communion would be okay.

  • Uncultured

    A pupil asked me what I got for Christmas.

    Me: "Oh, a few CDs and DVDs, the usual sort of stuff."

    Ignorant pupil: "What CDs did you get?"

    Me: "Er, the Clash, Led Zep, lots of old stuff."

    Ignorant pupil: "Who?"

    Me: "What?"

    Ignorant pupil: "Who are they?"

    Me: "You don't know who the clash or Led Zeppelin are?"

    Ignorant pupil: "No."

    I despair. How are we supposed to teach them anything when they don't even know what Led Zeppelin are? There's just no hope with some people.

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