In school today I was observing languages lessons. Ordinarily I'd try to help out but I've seeing as I've not done German since GCSE and the extent of my French knowledge is watching Amelie a few times, I thought it might be a little optimistic.

The highlight of the day was in one lesson telling a pupil that I was there to inspect the class's behaviour. The hardest part about this was keeping a straight face. He asked what my job was called so I've now invented the career of 'Pupil Inspector' - not a bad day's work.