'Sir, when I grow up I'm going to be a child psychologist.' Well, perhaps she needs a psychologist, I thought.

'I bet you're thinking I need I psychologist, aren't you?'

Jesus! Uri Geller has been reincarnated as a fourteen year old girl. I hope she didn't pick up on my thought that she was looking chavtastic today, or when I was wondering why teenage girls wear their bag straps between their breasts to draw more attention to them. Actually, I suppose that answers its own question.

'Of course not! I would never think that!' I spent the rest of the lesson trying not to think at all - something most of the pupils in the class are very good at.