Not towards the pupils, though that would definitely be a sin. No, I mean towards other teachers. Generally female teachers will find this one easier to avoid as part of achieving qualified teacher status involves all males starting to go bald and/or fat.

However young female teachers should beware as on average they will find themselves being 'eyed up' about two hundred times a day. Some of this will come from the pupils, but also from the male teachers at the school. This is because your average teacher doesn't have time for things so mundane as socialising or having friends. So romantic opportunities for young male teachers are very limited. The only outlet is testosterone induced stupors watching music channels whilst eating dinner in the hope of seeing a Girls Aloud or Sugababes video. Whereas older male teachers will let their children watch music channels whilst eating dinner in the hope of seeing a Girls Aloud or Sugababes video.

Within the school grounds itself there will probably be a handful of young female teachers, and against the backdrop of older female teachers - no thanks - and young teenage girls - as alluded to before this is very much a no-no - they will look stunning.