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Your daughter is a bitch

by studentteacher83 @ Saturday, 12. May, 2007 - 18:41:16

It's only two days since the year ten parents' evening and I am starting to write their reports. This is an opportunity to say exactly what I said on Thrusday, only in writing instead of out loud. The same rules about translations apply. Here is what I wrote about one pupil:

Mildred has done well on assessed work during year ten. However there are some issues with her behaviour that could stop her from continuing to do so into year eleven. These include minor infringements of school rules such as wearing her jacket in the classroom or chewing, which alone are unacceptable but coupled with an uncooperative and argumentative attitude make Mildred a very difficult pupil to teach during maths lessons. I was particularly displeased by the fact that Mildred handed in her coursework late. This was unfair on the pupils who handed theirs in by the deadline as she had extra time to improve her work.
I feel that Mildred is reluctant to actually think for herself and will not put any effort into improve if she struggles with a topic. If this attitude continues then Mildred will underachieve as the course goes on. This would be a great pity as she is clearly able in this subject.

This translates as:

Mildred has done well on assessed work during year ten. However she is a pain in the neck. She's always wearing a chavy pink jacket or chewing like a cow. Plus she's a bitch. And her coursework was late; I felt like shooting her from a cannon but the General Teachers' Council wouldn't let me.
Mildred can't be bothered to use her brain and thinks I should just tell her the answer to every single question. If she keeps it up she will fail and I kind of hope she does.


 
 

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Teri_RTeri_R pro
2007-05-12 @ 18:51

I think you should be allowed to put in the "real" version

studentteacher83studentteacher83 [Member]
2007-05-12 @ 19:02

Could be fun but then senior management would have to put what they really think of me on my lesson observations so on balance I think a little circumspection is a good thing!

Teri_RTeri_R pro
2007-05-12 @ 19:03

LOL!
Good thinking!

deleted user [Visitor]

2007-05-12 @ 18:52

roflmao!! just got my daughters report!!....seeing as how terrible she is she has mostly been marked as satisfactory!! It must have hurt them to write that! I bet they hate her as much as you hate your pupils! lol....I expect they'd like to kill her too!! oh dear.....

studentteacher83studentteacher83 [Member]
2007-05-12 @ 19:09

And now you know what they meant to put! Parents' evenings and reporting are interesting because they remind you that no matter how much you think a pupil is the spawn of satan they are actually someone's son or daughter (so you shouldn't be too nasty to them).

sula36sula36 pro
2007-05-13 @ 08:02

actually if one of mine came home with the cleaned up version you wrote I would be horrified. Good use of specific circumstances tho, difficult for young Mildred to argue with.

studentteacher83studentteacher83 [Member]
2007-05-13 @ 10:52

I hope her parents are horrified by it - it might act as a wake up call. Then again it'll probably make bugger all difference.

Cathy_RindhoopsCathy_Rindhoops [Member]
2007-05-14 @ 20:08

i dare you ! :))

Dominic [Visitor]

2007-05-22 @ 16:46

who the hell is called Mildred nowadays? go easy on her, she's had to deal with that name all during the nineties. ha ha, that is quite funny tho.

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