I received a letter from an investment company today which included the words: 'Having sampled the advantages of xxxxx Wealth Management you may want the full service. This service is open to those with a minimum of £250,000 to invest and...' Let's stop there. I've checked my wallet and I'm about £249,990 short. If I had £250,000 the only way I would invest it would be on beer, women and a fast car. Oh and I'd probably buy lots of card and laminating pouches to make tons of funky teaching resources because I'm such a geek. Besides my idea of wealth managment is putting ten pound notes and five pound notes into the different sections of my wallet.