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Lies, Damned Lies and Hats

by studentteacher83 @ Thursday, 06. Mar, 2008 - 20:45:10

For the most part I'm starting to quite like my year nines, mostly they're nice, hard working girls, with a few lads in there who are starting to get the idea that the SATs are getting awfully close. Unfortunately there's one boy who is a constant pain in the neck and whose parents are so incredibly unsupportive because they can't believe that he could be a problem. It must be someone else's fault.

At last night's year nine parents' evening I had a conversation which went as follows.

'There was a lesson last week where Bob turned up wearing his coat and hat and...'

Boy interupts: 'I don't wear a hat'

Me (looking like I could kill him): 'yes you were hearing a hat'

Boy: 'No I wasn't'

Mother interjects: 'He doesn't wear a hat to school'

Me: 'He was wearing a hat'

Mother: 'He doesn't wear a hat, you must be thinking of someone else. My son doesn't own a hat, in fact he doesn't even know what one is. Actually what was it you said? Hat? Is that something you wear on your nose?'

Of course we'd now got so completely off the point, in actual fact whether or not he was wearing a hat is of limited significance seeing as my next words before being interupted we're going to be 'shouting at the top of his voice.'

The mother then questioned why he hadn't been getting an extra homework as they had requested. Seeing as he doesn't do the general homework I set everyone I don't really see the point in filling up the bin outside my classroom with homework sheets.

I hate some parents.


 
 

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menhirmenhir [Member]
2008-03-06 @ 23:53

The responses were not funny were they. With parents who belittle teachers in that way, in front of their offspring, they deserve what arrives out of the sausage machine at the other end. Unfortunately, society does not.

Sometimes there is a 2-way position, but this does not sound like one of them, assuming it's the full picture.

Is there any way these parents could be invited in to a meeting with HM or head of year with some evidence of hat wearing on a variety of occasions?

studentteacher83studentteacher83 [Member]
2008-03-08 @ 15:55

Perhaps I ought to look for hats around school and use forensics to look for DNA evidence.

menhirmenhir [Member]
2008-03-08 @ 17:39

What a brilliant solution! Otherwise, there could be some accidential photo taking with those little gadgets called mobile phones that shouldn't be in school, but without a doubt, are.

sminchinsminchin pro
2008-03-07 @ 17:44

When you meet the parents you often understand why their kids are like they are...

Colin [Visitor]

2008-03-09 @ 19:55

I've just stumbled on this site. I love the descriptions of what happens in your classroom. How did you eventually get on with the NQT you fancied?

studentteacher83studentteacher83 [Member]
2008-03-10 @ 21:54

We're very much in the friendzone. Which is okay to be honest, though is she turned round and offered me herself on a plate, so to speak, I wouldn't exactly say no.

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