My form's English teacher came up to me the other day to ask if I could judge the adverts they'd made for fizzy drinks. They'd told her she couldn't do it because she wouldn't be impartial having been involved in the making of them, though god knows why they think I would.

So I've just watched a DVD of what are actually rather good little adverts. I'm really quite impressed. There's a certain predictability to their ideas of course: boys doing sport, girls getting things exactly their own way from their parents and inevitably there's one that could pass as a Happy Monday's video and features the word 'bink'. But they're very entertaining. I'm so proud!