My pencil's not sharp, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, my pencil's not sharp, dear si-ir, not sharp.

Well sharpen it dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, well sharpen it dear Liza, dear Liza, sharpen it.

With what shall I sharpen it, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, with what shall I sharpen it, dear si-ir, with what?

A sharpener dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, a sharpener, dear Liza, dear Liza, a sharpener.

Where are the sharpeners, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, where are the sharpeners, dear si-ir, wh-ere?

On my desk dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, on my desk, dear Liza, dear Liza, my desk.

The sharpener's not sharp, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, the sharpener's not sharp, dear si-ir, not sharp.

Blame helix, dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, blame helix, dear Liza, dear Liza, blame helix.

How shall I blame them, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, how shall I blame them, dear si-ir, ho-ow?

Write a letter, dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, write a letter, dear Liza, dear Liza, a letter.

With what shall i write it, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, with what shall i write it, dear si-ir, with what?

Your pencil, dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, your pencil, dear Liza, dear Liza, your pencil.

But my pencil's not sharp, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, my pencil's not sharp, dear si-ir, not sharp.