My pencil's not sharp, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, my pencil's not sharp, dear si-ir, not sharp.
Well sharpen it dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, well sharpen it dear Liza, dear Liza, sharpen it.
With what shall I sharpen it, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, with what shall I sharpen it, dear si-ir, with what?
A sharpener dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, a sharpener, dear Liza, dear Liza, a sharpener.
Where are the sharpeners, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, where are the sharpeners, dear si-ir, wh-ere?
On my desk dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, on my desk, dear Liza, dear Liza, my desk.
The sharpener's not sharp, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, the sharpener's not sharp, dear si-ir, not sharp.
Blame helix, dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, blame helix, dear Liza, dear Liza, blame helix.
How shall I blame them, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, how shall I blame them, dear si-ir, ho-ow?
Write a letter, dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, write a letter, dear Liza, dear Liza, a letter.
With what shall i write it, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, with what shall i write it, dear si-ir, with what?
Your pencil, dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza, your pencil, dear Liza, dear Liza, your pencil.
But my pencil's not sharp, dear si-ir, dear si-ir, my pencil's not sharp, dear si-ir, not sharp.
