Whilst they were supposed to be adding fractions a year ten came up with a rap about me:

Mr xxxx is really cool
He makes all the girlies drool
He's got really spikey hair
You never know when he's there

I think they were getting desperate by the last line. It's a reference to the fact that I'm not very tall, but seeing as the singer/songwriter is pushing on about five foot it's a little harsh.