I recently came across a pupil I'd taught last year. He asked if I remembered him. Seeing as I'd spent every other second telling him to stop talking I'd hardly have forgotten.
Boy: 'C'mon you've got to admit I was funny sir'
Me: 'Well that's one word I might use'
He turns to his friend and says, 'see, in one word he'd describe me as funny'.
His friend who is clearly more on the ball says: 'that's just one word he'd use, the other might be twat'
