I don't know if you've noticed but at the moment Blowin' in the Wind is being used on a TV commercial. On our trip to Scotland we had a television in the kitchen and it came on.

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?

One of the girls chirps up with 'fifty'

Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?

'three'

Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?

'ten'

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Oh no it isn't Bob, it's coming right out of a fourteen year old's mouth. She's quite a character and I mean that in a good way. She wanted to add me as a friend on Facebook and set me as being married to her. I then played a describing game where I was explaining why I couldn't let this happen without using the word 'paedophile', 'nonce' or 'lengthy jail sentence'. One of the boys then chipped in with 'he can't because then he'd be a paedo!'

It's probably a little harsh to brand someone a 'paedo' for being friends with a minor on Facebook but at least he was on the right sort of track. I love working with kids; they're so straight to the point.