Given the sudden popularity of shag bands it's inevitable that they are banned at school. Conveniently no new legislation needs to be passed as jewellery isn't allowed anyway. So no one has to reprint and laminate a new uniform code.

Even so pupils still try to wear them and they are often a hot topic of discussion. I haven't figured out what each means and I'm not all that interested but the basic idea is that if someone breaks one that you're wearing it means they're prepared to do or have done to them a variety of different sexual acts, dependant on the colour.

When one boy was taking his off after I'd seen him wearing them and one broke it took every ounce of restraint I possess to not ask him if it meant he had to go fuck himself.

I'd love to have just one day at school where there were no holds barred.