It Shouldn't Happen to a Teacher

Too Rude From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (43 minutes old)

I lost two friends here today. I must be too rude. Sorry. I never ever make things up on here. I never lie. Perhaps I am a little too naughty. I am sorry if I have offended...but my profile sho… more

Young Ideas From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (55 minutes old)

'How long do you have to snog someone when you get married mummy?' asked Sportacus as I tucked him into bed this evening. 'Erm, what do you mean? Kiss?,'I diverted, wanting only lovely language. … more

Working from home... From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (4 hours old)

Today that is what I was doing.  It is always difficult and made worse today because the workmen were around and I was busy trying to listen to what they were saying.  Just in case they were doing stu… more

*whimper* From kendersrule ^Pro in Kender's Pouch (5 hours old)

Am two steps away from finishing my UCAS Application. Filling it in, things like which school I did my GCSEs at and what qualifications I got, has made my heart race. I feel like I've just had my fir… more

HEADLINE GRABBERS From menhir in MY Word (6 hours old)

As I wandered out of a store past the newspaper stand, two front page headline 'view grabbers' as I call them, caught my eye. One 'grabber', a banner, boldly stated, " How I beat depression". … more

Do you trust your gut instinct? From juliepenkova ^Pro in Alternative Thinking (6 hours old)

**Our society prizes logical analysis, rational thought,reasoned arguments...** **Yet there is a growing evidence that your instinct may be accurate after all** **How much do you trust your in… more

Jedward From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (12 hours old)

OK, it was time. But I'd much rather have seen Lloyd, the blank-eyed talent void, disappear this week. At least Jedward were entertaining (go on, admit it)! Lloyd can barely sing in tune, and is utter… more

Possibly the weirdest news item I have seen in recent times.... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (12 hours old)

I'm not sure I believe this one: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091120/twl-gang-held-over-human-body-fat-murder-3fd0ae9.html Whaddya reckon? 8|8|8|… more

Laptop steering wheel desk. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (14 hours old)

The reviews by customers are not on the UK page for this item. But on amazon.com they are. The pictures uploaded by users are good. Have a look before it gets taken down...… more

observant collegues From sula36 in In a Swiss valley (15 hours old)

my collegues spotted that I had done something different straight away this morning, even the male ones. Which shows they look at me more than my husband does ;) Everyone likes it though, so seems I … more

Day 04 - Favourite Book From IgorAkineev in Igor : Premature Souperhero (22 hours old)

Mick Middles - Factory: The Story Of The Record Label Factory Records are, to those who don't know, the brainchild and record label of Tony Wilson, the man who was behind the Hacienda in Mancheste… more

Dance little sister!! .... From juliepenkova ^Pro in joyofmusic (22 hours old)

**Terence Trent D'Arby** One of my favourite singers I often wondered what happened to him ... I believe he lives in Naples!! He really new how to get you rocking!! :)) Here is an old t… more

First time for Everything From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (1 day old)

Unemployment over the last months has meant walking the reservoir, feeding the ducks and looking for jobs on Fish4Jobs. I type in "jobs within 35 miles radius of Sheffield" and get "Skilled Carpenters… more

family guy From gemmabradley in Ask or Answer. (1 day old)

just started to watch this, question; can everyone hear and have conversations with the dog? but no-one apart from the dog (and other babies) can talk to the baby????… more

asda From gemmabradley in Ask or Answer. (1 day old)

why is the tune of the asda advert 'who do you think you are kidding mr hitler?'?… more

When I was young... From gardengirl in Our Memories (1 day old)

I am thinking of doing a photobook for my brothers as a Christmas present and putting in photos of when we were young.  My mum gave me the family photo collection to look after some years ago, I have … more

Lazy day... From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (1 day old)

We did not do much today, the husband played on the Wii and I got the house sorted.  He is pleased as he was getting a bit fed up with it being a mess.  Not to worry the work men will be back tomorrow… more

Bear attack From sula36 in In a Swiss valley (1 day old)

just on the news that a mentally disturbed man got over the fence and into the new bear enclosure in Bern today. The bear Finn attacked him, naturally enough, and was shot by police :( The man is out… more

eye raising From sula36 in In a Swiss valley (1 day old)

well, I have gone and done it, after much umming and erring, on Friday evening, I had my eyebrows done. This means permanent makeup, or eyebrow tattoos. They take some getting used to, and the lady wh… more

The Bird is the Word. From hebburndelboy in RANDOM (1 day old)

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How the devil are ya? From hebburndelboy in RANDOM (1 day old)

Just a fleeting visit from your favourite ex-blogger, hope you are all well. I am fat. 'Nuff sed.… more

Robot Chicken Star Wars; Yo mama! From hebburndelboy in RANDOM (1 day old)

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Day 03 - Favourite TV Show From IgorAkineev in Igor : Premature Souperhero (1 day old)

day 01 → your favourite song day 02 → your favourite movieday 03 → your favourite television program Without a doubt, Peep Show. (And not just because we watch it here at uni!) … more

Out on a bus.. From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (1 day old)

Today is the husband's birthday so we decided to go out last night into Edinburgh.  As we both wanted to have a drink, we got the bus into town, we do not often go on the bus but the service is very g… more

Young Explorers From juliepenkova ^Pro in Childsplay (1 day old)

**Wecome to young explorers** **A group where families and those who care for children will enjoy to share ** **childrens awe and wonder of their world** … more

Bruised Bottom From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (1 day old)

My bottom, well my right bottom cheek to be precise, has a remarkable bruise. A purple handprint ...and a couple of smarting lines, underlining... Fortunately I was alone, naked, post shower … more

Ten best brand names in the world From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

Bum - crisps from Spain Cool-Piss - yogurt drink from Korea Crap's - French chocolate Erektus - Romanian energy drink Fanny - strawberry jam from Peru Finger Marie - rich tea biscuits in Sweden … more

TAGS - UP A GUM TREE From menhir in MY Word (2 days old)

I haven't the foggiest idea what I am supposed to do to edit tags. I do not understand it. I tried doing one, a specific post with a media name, and I was told four posts had been altered with the n… more

Best names for chemicals ever From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

Arsenolite - cubic arsenic trioxide Dickite - Mineral named after Alan Brugh Dick Fuchsite - green form of Muscovite Fucitol - type of alcohol devived from seaweed Fukalite - mineral found in Fuka… more

Fate via Hades for Ulysses From valpetridis in Religion, theology, end days, divinity, Revelation (2 days old)

Alcinious asks Ulysses to recount the other spirits he encounters from Hades. Ulysses retells of the spirit of Agamemnon the Greek hero who does not fall in battle but at the hands of his wife Clytemn… more